“Thank you for calling the White House. Unfortunately, we cannot answer your call today because congressional Democrats are holding government funding, including funding for our troops and other national security priorities, hostage to an unrelated immigration debate,” the White House’s outgoing voice message said over the weekend. “Due to this obstruction, the government is shut down.”
“So if you were looking for proof that this administration has its eye on the future, they're attacking Democrats by changing the outgoing voicemail on their landline,” Kimmel said. “And a quick tip. If you are calling the White House, don't press two for Spanish. You're asking for trouble.”
Kimmel also took a few swipes at the president’s self-proclaimed knowledge about dealmaking.
“He always claimed to be the best negotiator. This was his big selling point,” Kimmel said. “At this point, it seems pretty clear he couldn't even negotiate 20 percent off at Bed, Bath & Beyond with the coupon.”
He went on to play a 2013 recording of Trump slamming then-President Barack Obama for his lack of leadership during a previous government shutdown, a clip Kimmel says has now "come back to haunt the president.”
In the clip, Trump is heard telling Fox News that he blamed Obama for the 2013 federal shutdown, which halted government operations for 16 days.
“Well, if you say who gets fired, it always has to be the top. I mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top,” Trump said at the time. “And the president's the leader. And he's got to get everybody in a room and he's got to lead. And he doesn't do that.”
“That's not his strength and that's why you have this horrible situation going on in Washington,” he added.