Caption Contest: Obama and the Tomato
"Alas, poor Gibbs! I knew him: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent pastels: he hath spun my flip-flops on his back a thousand times. Here hung that mouth that spoke for me I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your dodges? Your sarcastic bites?"
[President Obama observes a tomato while campaigning. Leave your own caption in the comments section below.]