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Nothing compares … to a real man, for Sinead O’Connor. In a bizarre blog post entitled, ‘Is Sinead About To H**p Her Truck?’,  the 44-year-old Irish singer bemoans her lack of partnership, writing,  “I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.”

Note to applicants:  Sinead says she is in need of “a very sweet sex-starved man.”

• He must be no younger than 44.  He must also have a job!

• “Must be living in Ireland but I don’t care if he is from the planet Zog.”

• “Must not be named Brian or Nigel.”

• “Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous.”

The outrageous title of the blog post was taken from a  story O’Connor says she  read about a woman who “married and regularly h***s her truck.”  O’Connor says she can relate.  “Im desperate for sex.”

She also seems to be nostalgic for her former svelte figure. “‘Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse.

“‘ My s**t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men…” wrote O’Connor.

‘ To read Sinead’s full blog post click here.