Kris Jenner.

Lest there be any doubts that Kris Jenner is the ultimate stage mom, take a gander at the clip below, a self-made music video in which the Kardashian matriarch covers Randy Newman's "I Love L.A." but replaces the chorus with "I Love My Friends" and recites the names of random designer stores and L.A. institutions like the Cheesecake Factory instead of singing actual lyrics.

"I Love My Friends" was made for Jenner's 30th birthday, in 1985, and was produced by her late husband/O.J. Simpson defense attorney, Robert Kardashian. It features a cameo from The Juice himself (saying, "She loves you!") and Nicole Brown, who was also a friend of the Kardashian family.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe also make an appearance, but the focus here is on Jenner and her fabulousness as she runs pants-less on a treadmill, bathes with a bottle of champagne and barrels down the Sunset Strip like a Rebecca Black from the past.