Kanye West publically dissed Zappos during Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast, saying “I got into this giant argument with the head of Zappos that he’s trying to tell me what I need to focus on. Meanwhile, he sells all this s–t product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling s–t product.”
Then, the online retailer had what is most likely the greatest comeback in history.
The site put up a “S–t Product” page with multiple pictures of a toilet bowl and a plunger for sale for the flat rate of $100,000. The “S–t Product” has 37 reviews already.
In the item description, it says, “Interested in buying sh-t product? You’ve come to the right place! Here at Zappos.com, we happily sell sh-t products to everybody! This is the throne, everyone has been watching. Whether you’re #1 or #2, your clique will show no mercy, even in Paris.”
It continues, “The perfect gift for the man that has everything” – linking back to a story about West’s diss.
Some reviews include, “Yo Zappos! Imma let you finish . . . but this is the best Sh-t product of all time!” and “You’ve just won the internet.”
Finally, someone posted, “I bought this to accessorize with my new leather jogging pants. Gots to keep my s–t fresh.”
There’s even a video – Enjoy!