While the Seattle Seahawks trounced the Denver Broncos at Super Bowl XLVIII, comedian Aziz Ansari tweeted about an imaginary "Friday Night Lights" Super Bowl that was more entertaining than the real thing.

" @azizansari: So excited for the Super Bowl tonight: The Dillon Panthers vs. The East Dillon Lions! #AzizsFNLBowl2" pic.twitter.com/yLNcS0vOLF

— Scott Porter (@ScottPorter) February 2, 2014

BREAKING: Big Tim Riggins was just seen leaving Flashdancers early this AM. Coach Taylor - not pleased. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

. @paulscheer reports: I'm on the field with Buddy Garrity and he's promising free car leases to the winning team. #FNLBowl2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Breaking News: Jason Street has been spotted, sans chair, at the stadium. Wearing his traditional #6. Will he play? @azizansari @paulscheer

— Scott Porter (@ScottPorter) February 2, 2014

BREAKING: Crucifictorious REPLACED by Bruno Mars for Half Time show. Landry - not pleased. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Tinker reportedly not yet at the stadium. Still in line for a ShackBurger. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Big Tim Riggins nowhere to be found. Last spotted having a PBR at Lit on 2nd Ave at 3:45am last night. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Buddy Garrity also MIA, stuck in traffic after "quick stop" at Eataly. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Very sad. Grandma Saracen gets confused at Madame Tussad's. Claims Harrison Ford "rude" for not accepting invite to the game. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

Slamming Sammy very upset his commentary will NOT be simulcast on Fox as promised. #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

OVERHEARD: "Smash you listening to me or texting Drake about an after party?! Get your head in the game son!" - Coach Taylor #FNLBOWL2

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

HEARD IN DA HUDDLE: "Landry, you're watching a Transformers trailer instead of listening me?! Get off this field!" - Coach Taylor

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

The big game may be over, but in case you missed it, check out our primer about some of the faces you saw at the Super Bowl and their "Friday Night Lights" counterparts.

"Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose."