What?!? No Ski Trip to Slushy Sochi? Sen. Dan Coats' Top 10 Russia Sanctions Bummers
Channeling late-night host David Letterman, the senator tweeted the top 10 things he won't be able to do since he's barred from entering Russia. Take a look:
In the spirit of Hoosier native @Letterman, here are the top 10 things I won't be able to do since Putin banned me from Russia:
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
10. I won't be able to complete my granddaughter's Russian doll collection
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
9. I won't be able to compare the Bolshoi Opera House with the Palladium in Carmel
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
8. I'll never learn the Russian name for our dog Hoosier
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
7. I won't be able to ski on the slushy slopes of Sochi
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
6. I won't be able to buy Marsha a Russian mink coat for Christmas
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
5. I won't be able to counsel Duma members on how to say no to a President
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
4. I'll have to cancel my tennis match with Maria Sharapova
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
3. I won't be able to compare Russiaville, IN with Russia
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
2. I won't be able to see if borscht really does taste just like pork tenderloin
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014
1. Our summer vacation in Siberia is a no go
- Senator Dan Coats (@SenDanCoats) March 21, 2014