It’s barely Tuesday and there’s already a whirlwind of news to which parents ought to be privy.  To keep it short and sweet, let’s just say it might not be a good time dress your toddler like Julia Roberts’ “Pretty Woman” character,  joke that she’s “ allergic to algebra” and plop her in front of the tube for some “ SpongeBob SquarePants.”

Watch the latest on SpongeBob from “Nightline” below.