Transcript for The hilarious Jim Gaffigan talks Father's Day
Please welcome the hilariously funny Jim Gaffigan. How are you? Good to see you. Good to see you. Nice to meet you. How are you? Oh, my gosh. Who looks more pregnant, Sara or me? In his defense, he's only five months along. But they're twins. They're twins. Sara, what are you doing? You're going to leave and then keke is going to take over. Look at this hot little number. You're going to leave and they're going to say, you're coming back, huh? They don't remember me not pregnant because I feel like I've been pregnant for like a year and a half. Like, who's that new woman? They're like, you have another week on maternity leave. Are you sure you shouldn't take it? You look tired. I'm starting a lot of rumors. Can we talk about Michael dating some more? No. Yes, I would love to talk about that. How about we just talk about that motorized scooter couch. By the way, a lot of people don't realize, that's a Tesla. That's their latest model. That is their latest model. Does it come with the lamp or do you pay extra for that? As someone who takes pride in being white trash, that -- that would be on the white trash flag. Why do I love it so much? Because it's inside of you. Now Jim, I know you're pregnant right now but in actuality you already have five kids. I do. Is this inappropriate? No. I do have five children, and frankly, there's too many of them. Why? It just makes father's day great, no? Let's be serious. Father's day -- you know this, Michael. They just created it. There's mother's day that's important and then they're like, all right, we'll give the dads some time in June, you know. It was like some barbecue manufacturer. But it's great in the summer. It's beautiful, the kids do stuff. What's the greatest thing the kids have done for you for father's day? What's their age range first of all? I have no idea. No, they're 6 through 15. They're all pretty young. Yeah. There are some that are doing things on their own. I guess. I don't know. What number is this? Three, and we're not going to have five. She said that now. You say that now. You and I have a lot in common, man. We do. We're both in good shape. You played football -- no, Jim played football at Georgetown. We got a photo of you. Look at that. Look at that. You even have -- that's what you call when they know they're going to put you in the game program and you get that mean mug. You're a little hot toddy. I have two super bowl rings. No, that was from 120 pounds ago. What position did you play? I played sexy. Oh, my gosh. I cannot. I cannot. No, I was defensive end. That's me. The side angle is really good. Can we go wide? You were defensive end? Come on, stand up. I'm on the right, remember I'm on the right. Let's be serious. I'm looking at Jim. I'm looking at you and I wonder -- This is prosthetic, okay? Jim, I'm looking at your build. I'm surprised I made it in the NFL, man. I'm looking at you, I'm jealous, jealous. You know, I make a living out of making fun of myself. I love that. I love that. Teach me your ways. I can't believe you boxed Sara out of her own show. Her name is in the show. She's that good. Keke, a lot of people don't know this, keke is actually -- she's only 17 years old. It's true. She does all this. She's right in Michael's range. You nailed it. You nailed it. Hey, you know what -- I dare you right now -- You don't have to worry about keke taking her job because I quit! You can have it! I thought we'd never get him out of here. I thought he'd never leave. Can I try something out -- I ain't going back. If Michael left here, he would only have ten jobs. We love you, Michael. I got four kids so I need this job. Let me sit back down. You guys, we can't not talk about the movie. It's really funny. It's a perfect -- and I'm being sarcastic -- father's day movie. Tell us about it. I play a father with two families and they don't know about each other. Secret family. Yes. So I play a good guy and in the movie one of my sons discovers that I have this second family and it's funny. It is funny. It is actual really funny. He kind of blackmails you a little bit. He does, he does. But you know, it's an interesting -- I think it's an interesting topic because we've done screenings and in like every screening there's been someone that's like, yeah, there was a neighbor or someone in my town who had a second family. 00 a lot of athletes have done that, players have done that because they're on the road two or three weeks at a time. At least the wife thinks they are. This is more "20/20" than NFL. It sounds like a "20/20" episode. We got to take a break. When we come back, Jim, you and I, we're going to share our dad confessions because father's day is a holiday they throw at us in you don't want to miss that. And "Being frank" is in theaters tomorrow. Here's a sneak peek. We're having a little man-to-man talk. Talking like guys, you know, sports, drinking, strippers. What? Less is more. Actually, Phillip and Lewis had a small disagreement. About what? Girls. A girl. Ladies of evening. No. A girl.
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