Transcript for Keke's Reality Recap: 'Below Deck,' 'Love & Hip Hop Hollywood,' 'RHOD'
It's that time again where keke breaks down all the crazy stuff that happened in reality TV this week. It is time for keke's reality recap! Take it away, keke. Thank you guys. That's right, I'm here to break down the reality shows from this week so all the people out there who don't have time to sit at home taking notes on the most important, hard-hitting television in the world can keep on living. You're welcome. This week, I'm breaking down "Below deck," "Love & hip-hop Hollywood" and the "Real housewives of Dallas." Let's get into it, love. First up, we have the newest episode of bravo's "Below deck," a show about a bunch of beautiful people who work on a luxury yacht, and not surprisingly, live below deck. This week, the crew was able to go out after their first charter was complete. If I know bravo, it will be a low key, sober, drama-free event. That's it, guys. Yeah boy. What are we drinking? I want liquor. A bottle of vodka. It's a lot of fun but you can get into a lot of trouble. I think they put something different in their vodka. Guess not. Well, no one's judging because the crew weren't the only ones overserved this episode. The girl in the white dress is, like, really drunk. Hammered. Yeah. I just want to go to our room. Would you like a bottle of water or anything? I'll get you some water just in case. I've had guests passed out before but never within the first hour of being on the yacht. You didn't even get the whole boat tour. If alcohol is all inclusive, then this crew's company is going out of business. Next up, we have "Love & hip-hop Hollywood," the show about people sort of in hip-hop and sort of in love. A few weeks ago, we saw the drama between Lyrica and a-1 unfold when Lyrica moved out after hearing about a-1's alleged cheating in Las Vegas. Here's what I think. If you think your partner is cheating, the last place you want to find them is a town nicknamed sin city. A-1 shows up and, like the steak sauce he's named after, the drama got a little salty. This is our last day in our Vegas house and I woke up feeling like a brand new woman. I refuse to spend another day crying over a-1 and his . Hello. Oh! This Party. Oh my goodness. You do know that -- Really though? There goes my idea of fun. Now, wait a minute, Lyrica. It almost seems like the producers are sabotaging your relationship for ratings on the show. In that case, they killed it, literally. Did you sleep with a girl in Miami? No, I did not. She's lying. Look, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm looking you in your eyes. I'm wrong. I'm not proud of the things I did but I'm not perfect. I'm saying I want you back. I'm saying I want you home. I'm saying I'm willing to go to counseling. Baby, I'll kiss your feet right now. I'm not asking for that. You want me to kiss your feet? No, I'm not asking you for you to kiss me feet. No, what are you doing? First of all, when did a-1 become a crossing guard? All righty then, something but something seriously doesn't add up, so class is in session, so let's figure it out. He says he didn't cheat but then he says he's not proud of what he did and said he would go to counseling and then he's kissing her feet. He cheated. All right, class dismissed. And finally, we have the "Real housewives of Dallas," a show about women who are really rich and live in, you guessed it, Dallas. Last night's episode there was a lingerie shower, confrontations and there were ghosts. Sounds like a Tuesday for me. Long story short, Kary confronted Leeanne about her ongoing issues with d'andra, encouraging her to be the bigger and I think Leeanne was really receptive. I agree but you behave her. I did. Be the big person. I've always been the big person with d'andra. I'm waiting for her courage. Listen, listen, it took a lot of courage to Talk about rich. It took courage to trash his name. It took courage to destroy his reputation -- let me finish. Hold on, hold on. You're not moving forward. I love when people do this in my face as if it's making me hear them better, but I got to say, these ladies are out -- Keke, keke, you may want to take it down a bit, like, they can -- I love you ladies. Nice to meet you. The pleasure is all mine. Everybody, please welcome to the show, Brandi, Stephanie and Kary, aka, the "Real housewives of Dallas." Thank you for joining us. Keke, do proceed with caution. We are actually so flattered that you love our show. We actually brought our favorite reality clip. That's right, the best reality clip of the week actually came from you. Let's check it out. If I were to ask you if we can go on a date -- -- In public. Are you going to go on a date with Mike Johnson, aka, big Mike? No. I've never seen a mean girl like that in real life before. Okay. All right. You guys got me. And that concludes my reality recap for the week. More drama to come, love. Big Mike! Big Mike! Big Mike! Big Mike! Big Mike! Yeah. 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